February 2012
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Feb 25th
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My roommates having a party downstairs..
I’ve tried to walk through and be social.   I’ve done three laps at different times, trying to say Hi or anything to anyone. NOPE.   I need something to build off of.   It doesn’t help that they have taylor swift on. 
Feb 25th
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tarrinj: Alright, I’ve been having random dreams about random people from my life. It’s like the slump in the season where the writers are drudging up anything to keep this struggling show going, anything at all. Oh, better analogy. It’s like if General Hospital became a sketch comedy show. Think Chappelle’s Show. Yeah. Agreed.  I’ve had a dream about a specific ex-item I haven’t...
Feb 25th
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"Disappointing you is like choking the little...
Feb 25th
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
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Actually
I paid more in tickets than taxes this year….And I haven’t even gotten my refund back :(
Feb 25th
unfunnywhitegirl: I shouldn’t have to pay taxes because of the sheer volume of parking ticket money I am constantly giving to the government Agreed.  I have 4 outstanding tickets…from this month…the shortest month of the year.
Feb 25th
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“Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold onto something or someone the more...”
– Henry Rollins (via thechocolatebrigade) -otherwise stated: “You can’t run after a cat.”
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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We may be in the midst of a titanic struggle for...
At the end of an article about Kate Hudson as the Sports Illustrated cover girl. ALDOUS HUXLEY, WE NEED YOU.
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In reference to “Groundhog Day”, Danica said this: “Doesn’t he know, no matter how perfect the day is, things will never go the way he wants” Fuck you, danica, fuck you.
Feb 23rd
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That awkward moment when you get caught on the roof wearing your boxers with a crowbar in your hand…
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“Rick Santorum is the new frontrunner for the Republican nomination, leading...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
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